whats up with oldies hate-in on us youngins

so me and my brother brandon were tearin up our childhood streets on our custom bobbers where 90% of the population are hipsters(person over the age of 70 with at least one hip replacment) when all of ther sudden some relic comes scurrying out of his must filled house to try to get a look at our faces and naturally we looked him straight in the eyes and gave him a look that said "we are young and free and we dont care what you think or even if you call the cops"-andrew